#BringYourGuillotine To Work

Some time ago I was talked into signing up to LinkedIn. I haven't used my account virtually at all; the last time I remember logging in was to change my password after they got hacked. However I still regularly get their spam.

Normally their emails go straight to dev/null, however recently one caught my eye. It went as follows:

#BringYourWholeSelf

Kids don't have the same inhibitions as adults — so, imagine the possibilities if you could tap your inner child and #BringYourWholeSelf to work. Watch this video in which we ask kids "What does it mean to be yourself?”

Now, your community would love to hear your thoughts on how you #BringYourWholeSelf to work.

So, in these days when corporate profits are at record levels, when wages are being cut and hard-won rights are being wound back and when workers are in general considered to be disposable and treated like shit, they are expecting us to Bring Our Whole Selves to work. To, of our own accord, throw our Whole Selves into our work, with the enthusiasm of a naive child, in order to make even more money for people  who would quite probably harvest our organs for profit if they could get away with it

Go get absolutely fucked!