Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Props for the Security Theatre

Cower in fear at the fiendish tools of death that appear in this airport display: A spoon, a miniature 1" long can-opener, and, worst of all, a pink plastic oral thermometer.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Imagine the terror you would feel when confronted by such a horrifying weapon, peeping, barely visible, out of the fist of your assailant.

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  1. Jeni at Northern Rivers Dreaming22 October 2014 at 14:55:00 GMT+10

    It would have looked even more terrifying if if it was of these thermometer styles lol:

    http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/619786327/Rapid_clinical_thermometer.jpg_250x250.jpg

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    1. Frightful! Mick Dundee himself would reel back in terror at such a thing.

      What with all this and plastic swords as well, it's no wonder that ASIO need new powers to stem this tidal-wave of deadly armaments sweeping the country.

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