Silly scissors

One of the fun aspects of purchasing Chinese stuff on eBay is reading the instruction/warning labels.

Does this mean it's OK to stick them into adults?

Here is the label in its full glory:

Have a laugh, but don't look down on the writer. It's perfectly comprehensible and, if you can get past the poor (but forgivable) word choices, quite a reasonable warning label.

Contrast this to the idiotic warnings and deliberately obfuscated legalese to be found on products made by people whose first (and probably only) language is English.